The 2023 calendar is gonna make you SO SMART, my friends. I have collected a heap* of great words that are not in common use, but are actual, real, and super words. Impress your friends and confuse your enemies with your new inscrutable vocabulary!
 
The calendar itself is the usual 12 month thing, with months and weeks and days, all in order so you don't get confused. It measures 8-1/2" x 11" when open, which is the best way to use it unless you have X-ray vision. It's got a hole so you can hang it up, too! I have thought of everything.
 
 
*28. That's how many is in a heap.