One shouldn't define oneself by their level of productivity alone, but let's face it, there's stuff that needs to get done, and you're the one needs to do it.  Are you going to remember all those many, many tasks you need to complete?  Possibly yes, but possibly no.  So, make a list, you clever creature!  Make a list and get stuff done.  Then pat yourself on the back for your accomplishments because you are astounding. 
 
PRO TIP: listing things like "get dressed" and "enjoy a cup of coffee" are totally legit and 100% OK! You're still amazing if that's all you get done.
 
These pads have 50 sheets of recycled paper and measure 5-1/2 x 8 inches.